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The People of Springfield v. The Simpsons (Homer and Marge)

What Happened:

After being sentenced to community service Homer meets Mrs. Myrna Bellamy while doing meals on wheels . She was an elderly lady that Homer and Marge worked for. She was stabbed in the back by a mysterious man with braces but Homer and Marge were suspects since she had recently changed her will to leave $50,000 to the Simpsons.

The Trial:

Blue Haired lawyer is in the plaintiff and the Simpsons are defended by Gil. Blue Haired lawyer points out that the $50,000 will and the necklace found in the Simpson’s house as evidence of the Simpsons committing the crime. Judge Snyder asks Gil if the defense has any final remarks and Gil says not at this time. Judge Snyder says this in the only time and Gil says no. The jury finds the defendants guilty. Judge Snyder sentences them both to death in the electric chair.

Plot Twist:

Afterwords Homer confesses as if he was the only one who committed the crime. Then in the electric chair we see that it was all a part of some FOX reality show.

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EPA v. Simpson

What Happened:

After buying a koi pond for Marge’s anniversary Homer has to take care of an endangered species the” screamapillar”. Killing it is a federal offense according to the reversal o freedoms act of 1994. Whilst reading a bedtime story Homer accidentally smashes it. Even though he thought he had killed he did not but he was taken to court by the EPA.

The Trial:

The Trial:

Homer is sentenced for attempted insecticide and aggravated buggery to 200 hours of community service.

D’oh

Duffman v. Duff Brewing Corp.

Duffman: Duffmans’s pension has been mismanaged

Blue Haired lawyer: Objection that potty hotty attitude is a registered trademark of the duff corporation.

Duffman: What happened to fair use.

That is all we know about that case

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The People of Springfield v. Simpson (Bart)

What Happened:

After Homer left Bart and Milhouse alone to reach a KBBL wagon to win $40 Bart and Milhouse accidentally steal Chief Wiggum’s car. Wiggum arrests them for joyriding.

The People of Springfield v. Van Houten
Judge Snyder presides juvenile court. He says Milhouse looks like a good student with his glasses and dismisses the case.

Bart goes next. Judge Snyder impressed says Bart it looks you were the ring leader on this car theft an that is a felony. An then says On the other hand, I was young was and as I suppose boys will… Then his vacations start in the middle of it and leaves the job to judge Constance Harm.

Constance Harm is harder than Roy Snyder. He reads gran theft auto. To what Bart responds it is an accident. Then she asked Homr why did he abandon Bart an Homer says he was chasing the KBBL wagon. She sentences Homer to be tethered to Bart. She was going to sent Bart to juvenile prison but she did not because she thought Homer was the problem.

Some days after Marge desperately cuts the tether which will bring them some trouble with Judge Harm at court.

She says that she thought the problem was the dad but that the mother is ni price pig herself. You can see her sentence in the following picture. Very unusual!

Afterwords Homer cuts his and Marge’s Lock. They go and put a banner with the message “Big Meanie” in Judge’s Harm boat-house and accidentally sink it.

In court:

Judge Harm: You two aren’t not only horrible parents you’re violent criminals so i’m gonna lock you up ’till frogs do fractions. Bart feels bad so he asks that he is punished instead. Then she says: Bart Simpson i hereby sentence you to five years of juvenile hall. Then when she is about to hit her gabble Judge Snyder comes back from his vacation. Lisa asks for a motion to declare that boys will be boys it is accepted and Bart is free of charges.

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Simpson v. FOX

What Happened:

A new TV show was aired in mid-season in FOX. The main character is called Homer Simpson. In the pilot show he was a handsome and smart character but in the next episodes he is a fat and dumb. People of Springfield bullied Homer a lot. So he decided to sue FOX.

Trial:

Homer says our honor I’d like to sue the producers of police cops for 20.000.000 for improper use of my name.

Judge Snyder says next Court fines in favor of police cops.

Due to not being able to do so Homer asks the judge to change his name and his changes it to Max Power.

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Celebrities v. Simpson

What Happened:

After a parasailing accident Homer met Alec Baldwin Kim Basinger and Ron Howard. After a short friendship with them and some trouble Homer opens up a museum where he showed the celebrities’ most personal stuff and they sue him. Homer defends himself in this case.

Homer’s defense: “I believe that famous people have a debt to everyone if celebrities didn’t want people point through their garbage and saying they’re gay they shouldn’t have tried to express themselves creatively. In closing you people must realize that the public owns you for life and when you’re dead you’ll all be in commercial dancing with vacuum cleaners.”

After that strange speech Judge Snyder gives his sentence immediately: Mr. Simpson you are forbidden to come within 500 miles of any celebrity living or dead.

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The People of Springfield v. Simpson (Lisa)

What Happened:

Lisa found a angel looking fossil and did not believe it was a dead angel. Most of the town believed it was an angel. Homer took the angel to his house where he charged to see it. The angel was stolen and the police believed that Lisa destroyed it so she was arrested.

The Trial:

Judge Snyder: Lisa Simpson, you are charged with destruction of an historic curiosity a misdemeanor. This trial will settle the old question of science and religion. Then Lenny shouts there’s the angel everyone runs out to see it and Judge Snyder finds the defendant not guilty.

Science v. Religion

Judge Snyder’s Sentence: I’m issuing a restraining order religion must stay 500 yards from science at all times.