The People of Springfield v. Simpson (Lisa)

What Happened:

Lisa found a angel looking fossil and did not believe it was a dead angel. Most of the town believed it was an angel. Homer took the angel to his house where he charged to see it. The angel was stolen and the police believed that Lisa destroyed it so she was arrested.

The Trial:

Judge Snyder: Lisa Simpson, you are charged with destruction of an historic curiosity a misdemeanor. This trial will settle the old question of science and religion. Then Lenny shouts there’s the angel everyone runs out to see it and Judge Snyder finds the defendant not guilty.

Science v. Religion

Judge Snyder’s Sentence: I’m issuing a restraining order religion must stay 500 yards from science at all times.