Celebrities v. Simpson

What Happened:

After a parasailing accident Homer met Alec Baldwin Kim Basinger and Ron Howard. After a short friendship with them and some trouble Homer opens up a museum where he showed the celebrities’ most personal stuff and they sue him. Homer defends himself in this case.

Homer’s defense: “I believe that famous people have a debt to everyone if celebrities didn’t want people point through their garbage and saying they’re gay they shouldn’t have tried to express themselves creatively. In closing you people must realize that the public owns you for life and when you’re dead you’ll all be in commercial dancing with vacuum cleaners.”

After that strange speech Judge Snyder gives his sentence immediately: Mr. Simpson you are forbidden to come within 500 miles of any celebrity living or dead.