The People of Springfield v. The Simpsons (Homer and Marge)

What Happened:

After being sentenced to community service Homer meets Mrs. Myrna Bellamy while doing meals on wheels . She was an elderly lady that Homer and Marge worked for. She was stabbed in the back by a mysterious man with braces but Homer and Marge were suspects since she had recently changed her will to leave $50,000 to the Simpsons.

The Trial:

Blue Haired lawyer is in the plaintiff and the Simpsons are defended by Gil. Blue Haired lawyer points out that the $50,000 will and the necklace found in the Simpson’s house as evidence of the Simpsons committing the crime. Judge Snyder asks Gil if the defense has any final remarks and Gil says not at this time. Judge Snyder says this in the only time and Gil says no. The jury finds the defendants guilty. Judge Snyder sentences them both to death in the electric chair.

Plot Twist:

Afterwords Homer confesses as if he was the only one who committed the crime. Then in the electric chair we see that it was all a part of some FOX reality show.

EPA v. Simpson

What Happened:

After buying a koi pond for Marge’s anniversary Homer has to take care of an endangered species the” screamapillar”. Killing it is a federal offense according to the reversal o freedoms act of 1994. Whilst reading a bedtime story Homer accidentally smashes it. Even though he thought he had killed he did not but he was taken to court by the EPA.

The Trial:

The Trial:

Homer is sentenced for attempted insecticide and aggravated buggery to 200 hours of community service.

D’oh

Duffman v. Duff Brewing Corp.

Duffman: Duffmans’s pension has been mismanaged

Blue Haired lawyer: Objection that potty hotty attitude is a registered trademark of the duff corporation.

Duffman: What happened to fair use.

That is all we know about that case

The People of Springfield v. Simpson (Bart)

What Happened:

After Homer left Bart and Milhouse alone to reach a KBBL wagon to win $40 Bart and Milhouse accidentally steal Chief Wiggum’s car. Wiggum arrests them for joyriding.

The People of Springfield v. Van Houten
Judge Snyder presides juvenile court. He says Milhouse looks like a good student with his glasses and dismisses the case.

Bart goes next. Judge Snyder impressed says Bart it looks you were the ring leader on this car theft an that is a felony. An then says On the other hand, I was young was and as I suppose boys will… Then his vacations start in the middle of it and leaves the job to judge Constance Harm.

Constance Harm is harder than Roy Snyder. He reads gran theft auto. To what Bart responds it is an accident. Then she asked Homr why did he abandon Bart an Homer says he was chasing the KBBL wagon. She sentences Homer to be tethered to Bart. She was going to sent Bart to juvenile prison but she did not because she thought Homer was the problem.

Some days after Marge desperately cuts the tether which will bring them some trouble with Judge Harm at court.

She says that she thought the problem was the dad but that the mother is ni price pig herself. You can see her sentence in the following picture. Very unusual!

Afterwords Homer cuts his and Marge’s Lock. They go and put a banner with the message “Big Meanie” in Judge’s Harm boat-house and accidentally sink it.

In court:

Judge Harm: You two aren’t not only horrible parents you’re violent criminals so i’m gonna lock you up ’till frogs do fractions. Bart feels bad so he asks that he is punished instead. Then she says: Bart Simpson i hereby sentence you to five years of juvenile hall. Then when she is about to hit her gabble Judge Snyder comes back from his vacation. Lisa asks for a motion to declare that boys will be boys it is accepted and Bart is free of charges.

Simpson v. FOX

What Happened:

A new TV show was aired in mid-season in FOX. The main character is called Homer Simpson. In the pilot show he was a handsome and smart character but in the next episodes he is a fat and dumb. People of Springfield bullied Homer a lot. So he decided to sue FOX.

Trial:

Homer says our honor I’d like to sue the producers of police cops for 20.000.000 for improper use of my name.

Judge Snyder says next Court fines in favor of police cops.

Due to not being able to do so Homer asks the judge to change his name and his changes it to Max Power.

Celebrities v. Simpson

What Happened:

After a parasailing accident Homer met Alec Baldwin Kim Basinger and Ron Howard. After a short friendship with them and some trouble Homer opens up a museum where he showed the celebrities’ most personal stuff and they sue him. Homer defends himself in this case.

Homer’s defense: “I believe that famous people have a debt to everyone if celebrities didn’t want people point through their garbage and saying they’re gay they shouldn’t have tried to express themselves creatively. In closing you people must realize that the public owns you for life and when you’re dead you’ll all be in commercial dancing with vacuum cleaners.”

After that strange speech Judge Snyder gives his sentence immediately: Mr. Simpson you are forbidden to come within 500 miles of any celebrity living or dead.

The People of Springfield v. Simpson (Lisa)

What Happened:

Lisa found a angel looking fossil and did not believe it was a dead angel. Most of the town believed it was an angel. Homer took the angel to his house where he charged to see it. The angel was stolen and the police believed that Lisa destroyed it so she was arrested.

The Trial:

Judge Snyder: Lisa Simpson, you are charged with destruction of an historic curiosity a misdemeanor. This trial will settle the old question of science and religion. Then Lenny shouts there’s the angel everyone runs out to see it and Judge Snyder finds the defendant not guilty.

Science v. Religion

Judge Snyder’s Sentence: I’m issuing a restraining order religion must stay 500 yards from science at all times.

Lampwick v. Myers

What Happened:

Bart discovered Chester Lampwick had created the cartoon character Itchy and that Roger’s father stole it from him by a film Lampwick showed him and burnt down after they watched it. Bart helps Lampwick and takes him to Lionel Hutz’s office to sue Myers. Blue Haired lawyer defended Roger Myers.

The Trial:

Blue Haired lawyer shows a cartoon where it was shown the cartoon was written and directed and created by Roger Myers and copyright 1928 by Roger Myers.

Lionel Hutz responds that Lampwick’s film predates all of the evidence shown by Myers to what Blue Haired lawyer answers I forgotten the one I destroyed before the trial and do not find any copies.

Then Hutz questions Lampwick when Roger Myers stole your character. Blue Haired lawyer says objection and Judge Snyder sustained it.

After a while Judge Snyder asks Hutz if they had any evidence at all because they had been for four hours in court and Hutz says that they had a lot of her say and conjecture that are kinds of evidence.

Bart ran to the comic book store to buy a drawing that was signed by Chester Lampwick that was the only piece of evidence the could find. Hutz calls of his supris witnesses again.

As you can see on the picture it is signed by Chester Lampwick on 1919 and it predates all of Myers’ evidence.

Judge Snyder’s sentence:

The court rules in favor of Mt. Lampwick. The Itchy and scratchy studios will pay a restitution of $800,000,000.

Sideshow Bob’s fraudulent election

What Happened:

After calling a radio show in which a republican celebrity participated Sideshow Bob was freed from prison by mayor Quimby and decided to run for mayor. Bart and Lisa discovered that the election was fraudulent because dead people were registered as Bob’s voters. They took their investigation to court.

In Court:

Lionel Hutz asks Bob: Mr. Mayor is it true you rigged the election. Bob says no I did not. And then Hutz says kids help. Then Lisa says she believes he is innocent and that Bob does not have the intelligence to rig an election for himself. Bob could not tolerate that they doubted their intelligence so he confessed everything and shows all the evidence. Finally he is arrested.

Simpson v. Burns #2

This is the second time Home and Mr. Burns face each other in court. This time Burns was looking for a heir and Homer signs a contract under which Bart becames Mr. Burns’ heir. Burns starts to influence Bart a lot. For that reason Marge and Homer went to Lionel Hutz office and sued Mr. Burns.

The Trial:

It is really quick. The court rules than Burns is Bart’s biological father. Burns’ legal team is really satisfied. Hutz is fixing Judge Snyder’s shoes and tells him that will be ready on friday. Marge says to homer they should stop hiring Hutz.

Fun Facts: Judge Snyder in the past episodes was yellow and had black hair in this one he is brown and has grey hair.

Nahasapeemapetilon v. Simpson

What Happened:

Marge was buying lots of thing for the family in the Kwik-E-Mart and she accidentally shoplifts a bottle of whiskey. Apu decides to call the police and prosecute Marge. Marge is defended by Lionel Hutz who is worried because Judge Snyder was selected in the case and he had repeatedly run over his son. Homer asked Apu to drop the charges but he refuses to do it.

Blue Haired lawyer asks the jury who do they find more attractive Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson. Judge Snyder asks what is the point of this and he says he is so confident of Marge’s culpability that he can waste time. Then he questions Mrs. Lovejoy and she says that as the wife of the minister he know sensitive information Homer does not earn much money and that she thinks Marge drinks a lot. Afterwords professor Frink shows a video showing that some bush looking thing is Marge.

Then Hutz asks Apu if he forgets things and he says he never forgets anything. The Hutz asks him what tie is he wearing Apu responds perfectly but Hutz turns around and takes the tie off and says I’m not wearing a tie and the jury is shocked.

The next day in court Hutz forgets to wear pants in the court. That seriously affected his credibility. Then he says I move for a bad court thingy and Judge Snyder says do you mean a mistrial? and Hutz says yeah thats why you’re the judge an i’m the law talking guy.

After that the court asks the jury to read their verdict. Hutz passes a napking to try and save the case but the napkin still says guilty and the word is mispelled then the jury reads the real verdict Marge is guilty. Jus snyder sentences her to 30 days in prison.

The National Council of Churches v. Hutz

This case is the following after Marge’s. All we know about it is that Hutz looks worried and the church people look really angry.